A smoking Suit

Me: Did you know, that if you're wearing a smokey
Kathleen: A smokey?
Me: A smokey...? No a smoking!
Derek: A smoking?
Me: A smoking! No, is it not called a smoking? A suit, if you're wearing a suit!
Derek: Is it like a tox?
Kathleen: Or is he smoking? Like smoking hot?
Me: No, you're wearing a suit! You Should sleep in the tub, cause whatever the tub is made out of, keeps the suit from wrinkling!
Derek: Let me get this straight, if you're smoking in your suit, you should sleep in the tub, cause the porcelain keeps he suit from wrinkling! Won't you get wet?
Me: Well unless you're actually smoking, don't turn the water on!